decipherreality:

Michael: Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

decipherreality:

Michael: Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

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Never again

I’m ready to tear out my hair. I’m beyond annoyed and just want to go the fuck home.

My penguin balloon animal

My penguin balloon animal

I just want to be able to sleep

prh817:

annoying facebook girl

prh817:

annoying facebook girl

(Source: philosophyy)

55 notes

slightly less than 15 days until I get to go back!

slightly less than 15 days until I get to go back!

(Source: taylorjoshua)

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Tried my first spray tan today. It was…interesting…we’ll see how it turns out I don’t think I look that much darker

What Chris’ nephew did to me today

Poked my stomach and yelled “baby!”

I want to curl up in a ball and cry